Mar 30, 2011

Plan Ahead Pranks

Today's blog is devoted to harmless April Fool's Day pranks researched around the web...Because we like to amuse ourselves :) 

Pranks to Play From:

Fake Nail Polish Spill
Pour nail polish on a piece of waxed paper.
Let dry.
Remove.
Place in frustrating location to simulate accidental spill.

Top of Car
Attach cup, newspaper, coat, etc. to the top of your car.
Drive slowly in parking lot.
Act confused when people attempt to help.

May I Have Mayo
Replace the lotion in prankee's bottle with mayonnaise.
(Unless victim has an egg allergy!  Mayo has eggs.)


Speaking of eggs...
Crack Up
Glue the eggs to the bottom of the carton.  Nuff said.

Click link to learn how to disguise sweet treats as eggs.

Hard boil eggs.  Then return them to the carton.
 
Dollar Stores are a quick stop for prank item ideas.  
Like a whoopee cushion (Youtube video.  Cute monkeys.).


Prank happy :)

There is always switching the salt and sugar.  If you're in a pinch...

Mar 28, 2011

Hysterical Memorabilia

Parents are downsizing...

Hysterical, historical memorabilia.  We're crying.  We're laughing.  We're all a bit vulnerable processing the objects of our shared history.

After some cleansing breaths (and a few hugs) we prepare to pass the treasured memories along.

Great-great-great-great Grandpa Milo
  Delicate blocks.  From a time without bells and whistles.

Sweet photos of simpler times.

If you want to understand today.  
You have to search yesterday. ~ Pearl S. Buck


Know all the words to this album by heart.
Free to Be...You and Me, 1972
A project of the Ms. Foundation for Women
click to listen to: "When We Grow Up"

Mar 23, 2011

Interpretive Discussion

My eight volunteer teaching weeks at the local elementary school conclude this week.

Groups of approximately 10 kiddos meet with me during lunch and recess.  Each day is a different grade level.  While I am glad the workload is coming to an end, I will miss the daily inspiration.

The Program?
Junior Great Books - "An interpretive discussion program that moves students toward excellence in reading comprehension, critical thinking, and writing."

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An unexpected surprise last week was a story with a lesson about clutter...from an African Folk Tale, no less!

Inspired by the unique perspective on the topic, I prepared an additional extension activity for my fourth grade class.  On a giant piece of white butcher paper, I drew an outline of a tree, set out crayons, and asked the students to fill the top branches with words about their lives.

They wrote:     book titles,                  x-box games,               soccer and other sports,         macaroni           and cheese and other food,       markers, crayons, and yarn,            religious ed.,              names of pets and siblings,              and favorite sports teams,                             
and music                    and movies...

(They wrote lots of other stuff too,
but one of the students asked to 
take the end result home 
and I don't have it to refer to.)

The bottom trunk
of the tree
(per the overall
concept
from the
story)
was 
left blank.

The colorful top of the tree was heavy with color and detail.  We discussed all the fabulousness the world has to offer.  And that our story in the text referred to it as, "clutter."  At first the kids were offended.  They thought I was saying their lives were messed up.

The Problem?
The tops of our trees are running out of room.  The clutter (or disorder) of man-made stuff is threatening our empty space.  As we discussed the idea further, I realized their generation will have to be conscious of making their own boundaries in this land of opportunity.  They will be responsible for reducing the clutter.  For increasing the space between the leaves.

These kids are fortunate to be living in abundant times.  They will need to be taught to see below the clutter.  To appreciate the simplicity of the trunk that supports them. To see the forest for the trees.
Pretty tall order :)

Mar 19, 2011

Spring in the Big Box Store

Spring!  
'Tis the season of reNEWal - and the kids they are a-chirping...
 Mom!  We need new soccer balls!  Ours are...
Too small!
Dirty!
Going flat!

Why would they even bring up soccer balls?  Didn't we come here for new shorts?

And then you see them.  The objects of their desire...

Tie-dye soccer balls!  How to resist?


Not unlike the mating call of birds, Big Box stores entice (even tweet @) us to spend, spend, spend!  Acknowledge the appeal of the wall of colorful soccer balls on display at the Big Box store, but recognize the intent of the display.

Before you bring another soccer ball into the fold, take a few pages from the Big Box store of marketing and apply them in your own space.  Address the condition of all of the balls you already own.  Work with your kids to organize the KIDZONE of the garage.

For now, keep the spring transitional clutter at bay.  Appreciate the brilliant design of the tie-dye soccer balls
...and leave them in their Big Box nest.

Mar 17, 2011

Going Green

Happy St. Patrick's Day!
from,
This mischievous leprechaun chose soccer socks 
to complete his school ensemble  :)

St. Patrick's Day Quiz for kids from Funschool Kaboose

Patty's Day Quiz for tweens from Holiday Spot

Mar 15, 2011

Colorful Solutions

My son's fourth grade class whined to their teacher about having to work on writing.  The clever teacher erased the board and assigned a persuasive essay around the topic, "Why We Shouldn't Have To Write This Paper."  In honor of Colorful Solutions, I have asked my son if he would be my guest blogger today...  

I Don't Want To Do Writing Now!
by,
a nine year-old Declare Order kid

     Auggh...I don't want to do writing...I don't want to writing because ISATs just ended and I am exhausted.  I also want to hang out with my friends.
     Our class needs a BIG break.  ISATs are hard because, #1 they are hard, and #2 there are extended responses.  We could feel better if we didn't do writing.  Anyway, writing just make me go bonkers.
     We haven't had much time to talk to friends lately and we would like to hang out.  We also want to see how everyone thinks they did on ISATs.  It would be an adrenaline rush to predict what we got.
     It has been silent lunch for two days in the lunchroom in a row :(  I hate silent lunch!  Because I can't stand being quiet!!!  
     We don't want to do writing because ISATs just ended and we feel like we are going to BURST!  POW!  We haven't had much time to visit with friends lately and if would feel great if we finally got to talk.  
Yay...


Thank you, son, for your persuasive contribution :)  Below, please find a photo of the Colorful Solution I just happened upon for your toothpaste with the missing cap.  Hmm...perhaps we could sacrifice a lid from one of the sample tubes from the dentist?
Colorful Solution
"Looking back, I realize that nurturing curiosity and the instinct to seek solutions are perhaps the most important contributions education can make." ~ Paul Berg

Mar 13, 2011

Sneak Peep

     'Tis the season to re-purpose peeps.  Tween gave this couple the keys to the playmobile car.  They have the top down and are ready to roll...
Beep Peep
No texting while driving!






Want some serious inspiration?  The deadline for the fifth annual Washington Post Peeps Show is Monday, March 14th!   View pics of  previous winners @ Peeps Show IV.

 Update:  Chicago Tribune has a little diorama contest too!  Peeps in Play.  Deadline noon on Friday, March 25th.

Mar 9, 2011

Leo Babauta. zenhabits.net.

Define, "zen."
noun:  school of Mahayana Buddhism asserting that enlightenment 
can come through meditation and intuition rather than faith; China and Japan

Meet Leo Babauta, the creator and writer of  zenhabits.net .  
He is married with six kids and lives in San Francisco... Read more...

His piece, "25 Ways to Simplify Your Life With Kids" 
can be found by clicking the link below...

It starts with, "Self-sufficiency."




From 25 Ways To Simplify Your Life With Kids...
#19 reveals even the enlightened among us must get down on the floor and declutter from time-to-time!

#19  "Make decluttering a family event. I like to set aside one day every few months when we go through all the stuff in our rooms and declutter. We do it together, and it can be a bonding time. We end up with trash bags full of junk, boxes full of stuff to donate or give to family, and in the end, much simpler rooms. It’s very satisfying."  ~  Leo Babauta

Smile.  Declutter.  Enlighten.

Mar 7, 2011

Does Anyone Really Know What Time It Is?

If you want work well done, select a busy man - the other kind has no time.  ~Elbert Hubbard
 

This time next week it will be 1 hour later than it is right now. 
Daylight Savings Time

I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind...At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme, I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy, and wise in spite of themselves.
~ Robertson Davies, The Diary of Samuel Marchbanks

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana"
Mick Jaggar
  
Time is what prevents everything from happening at once.  
~John Archibald Wheeler

Mar 4, 2011

Psychology 101

Are your family's stacks off-balance?  Try getting back to basics.  Find the missing needs!

When Abraham Maslow created his Hierarchy of Needs, I imagine he thought of the bottom row as a kind of throw-away.  In short: food, water, sleep, and sex.  No brainers, right? 

In 2011, our Land of Opportunity runs 24-7, yet it can be challenging to meet our basic physiological needs!  Can "food" be  purchased with a debit card behind the wheel of a mini-van?  Does a 20 oz bottle of diet soda hydrate?  Is sleep in a car seat or on a sectional with the tv blaring restorative?  And make sure you make time for sex.  Make time?  Sheesh.

Attack your time management stacks pyramid style.  Take a Psych 101 lesson from the chapter on Humanistic Psychology and prioritize that bottom red row.  Make old Maslow proud... 


For me, respecting my basic needs means cutting out the bottle of  Coke.  Sometimes I switch to Organic Root Beer first. (Try sipping that from a brown glass bottle at a stoplight.  Always gives me pause.)  I find the rest of my reds are generally in order, but when my inner stacks need to re-sync, I have usually neglected water.  
Down the hatch!

Mar 1, 2011

Organizing 101

24 clear pocket / over-the-door / shoe organizer

     This winter, our family used a shoe pocket organizer for corralling hats, mittens, and gloves.  It proved to be an efficient home for these items.  Now that March is here, it is time to think about storing the winter gear away and using the organizer for something else! 

My sister sorts incoming mail in hers...

Please click links below for other colorful solutions:

 10 unconventional uses for a clear pocket shoe rack

Vertical Vegetables?

Or maybe even...shoes?